a joke

I've heard this before, but I still like it:

“Doctor, doctor, please kiss me,” said the patient.

“No, I’m sorry. It would be against the code of ethics,” replied the doctor.

Ten minutes later the patient said “Doctor, please. Kiss me just once.”

“No, I’m sorry. It would be inappropriate, “ he said.

Five minutes later, she asked again, “Please, please kiss me!”

Look,” said the doctor, “it’s out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn’t even be fucking you.”